One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?
Anonymous

stripperina:

Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.

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usatoday:

Nike releases new awesome college-themed sneaker collection: http://usat.ly/1oVYfBN

(Photos via Nike)

sexhaver:

juicyjacqulyn:

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scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this

sexhaver:

juicyjacqulyn:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this

haleycue:

pandamiglio:

My dog destroys things then acts like he doesn’t even see it

Dying

anothergirlwhoissomewherex3:

Wanna be my idiot ? ❤️

anothergirlwhoissomewherex3:

Wanna be my idiot ? ❤️

wontongod:

why is it so hard for people to stay in their lane

unclefather:

wassupstyles:

What if you’re giving a bj in the shower and he just starts shampooing and conditioning your hair 

very polite